Recently acquired at Johnny Carson's estate sale: A photo of the Preacherman receiving a meritorious commendation from then-Sheriff Sherman Block, for "Covert Heroism in Counter-Electronic Weaponry," circa 1990. Film actor John Malkovich and communist dictator Mao Tse Tung look on. 

Christmas at Hiroshito Ketsuki's home, 2004

The Nipple Umbilical Biblical Umbrella!

I present you with a wonderous mesh of colourful graphic, combined with a photo of early PMS apostle Herb Grossman. He displays an early microwave bombardment thought enhancer. If he looks just a tad like Wally, that's no coincidence! The paternal connection is undeniable.

I am touched by the acceptance by the PreacherManShow of my dedicatory art! I now give to you a dramatic representation that I created in the Year of the Starchild 4162. It depicts what we might see in a clandestine kitchen somewhere within the 500 yard circle surrounding the Intersection of Warmth. You will need to click on the image to enlarge. In fact, it has been magnified here nearly 84 times, as its original size at the time of creation was a mere 2mm X 8mm...small enough for microwaves to pass over it without significant dihedral distortion factor, of course.

This is our Enlightened One, the very PreacherMan himself, represented in the glorious state of microwave balance. Notice the 12 Beams Of Truth eminating from his head. 

This is my dedicatory art, representing to all intelligent lifeforms (not just human!) the process of enlightenment. 

Receiving The Word 

Good Vibrations

The vibrations are perfect for the launching of my electronic information carnival, therefore I now begin the adventure of sharing the many revelations I have and will receive whilst standing at the intersection of Degarmo Avenue and Lakeside Street, basking in the energy of microwave transmissions.

At this time, I dedicate the following paragraph to the PreacherMan, for bringing the ring of knowledge to my attention. True, the microwaves might have been intended for brain-baking of neighborhood denizens, but I have overcome! Yes, I have OVERCOME, my brothers and sisters, and have found that I can harness such energy to receive amplified knowledge. I first practiced this in my kitchen microwave oven, and can now withstand the vibrations in the street. So now, onto my dedicatory paragraph.

Here it is, PM. I thank you.

There. Now I am complete.

Please await my next electronic information adventure. I go to stand at the intersection of enlightenment tomorrow.