Good Vibrations

The vibrations are perfect for the launching of my electronic information carnival, therefore I now begin the adventure of sharing the many revelations I have and will receive whilst standing at the intersection of Degarmo Avenue and Lakeside Street, basking in the energy of microwave transmissions.

At this time, I dedicate the following paragraph to the PreacherMan, for bringing the ring of knowledge to my attention. True, the microwaves might have been intended for brain-baking of neighborhood denizens, but I have overcome! Yes, I have OVERCOME, my brothers and sisters, and have found that I can harness such energy to receive amplified knowledge. I first practiced this in my kitchen microwave oven, and can now withstand the vibrations in the street. So now, onto my dedicatory paragraph.

Here it is, PM. I thank you.

There. Now I am complete.

Please await my next electronic information adventure. I go to stand at the intersection of enlightenment tomorrow.