It's Not Bad, Minton

So, you may have been wondering what caused the Korean badminton team to play so poorly last week.  Spectators reported that they heard the sound of air escaping from a tire just prior to the match.  Minton Riley (AKA Preacherman) is seen in the photo investigating.

Medium Well, Hold The Sour Cream

Posing as Mercury Asronauts, the TRUE mission of Preacherman and the others was to test the effects of microwave radiation at various distances from DeGarmo Avenue kitchens. The boys disguise themselves here as foil-wrapped baked potatoes.

The Reverend Ernest Angley 

Treatment Center For "The Syndrome"

I apologize for my month-long absence. I have been away, searching for One who can help those brothers and sisters who have suffered Microwave Induced Neurological Diotonic-Lateral Electrostatic Shortwave Syndrom due to faulty or poorly aimed dyhedral chargers along the 12 phase sector (you KNOW what I mean!).

Anyhoo, I believe, or that is to say, it is my belief, though not concrete yet not in anyway negating the effective valor which I place in the credence thereof, that I HAVE found the right man for this treatment.

Visit the Reverend Ernest Angley at http://www.ernestangley.org/mirheal/mirheal.htm It's even better than an HMO!

To enhance your experience, I STRONGLY urge you to click on the "Music" link under the "Audio/Video" heading in the left hand column. Now click the "Singing Men's Quartet" icon in the center of the page. Get to know the men in the photo, because believe me, after what you are about to hear, you will never forget them. Study the face of each closely. May faves are #2 and #3. You might notice that #4 looks like Bob Newhart (coincidence???).

Okay, it's time to change your life. Right click on the MP3 link for "The Little Boy From The Carpenter Shop," and save as what ever you like. Now play the file. I suggest jumping ahead and starting at about 3:07 on the counter, and going from there. Some highlights occur at 4:12, 4:42 and 4:55. ESPECIALLY 4:55.

I can't find the words to thank the good reverend for this musical experience. Really, I can't. Angley must have embarked on an exhaustive search for men with just the right voices to piece together this group.

Recently acquired at Johnny Carson's estate sale: A photo of the Preacherman receiving a meritorious commendation from then-Sheriff Sherman Block, for "Covert Heroism in Counter-Electronic Weaponry," circa 1990. Film actor John Malkovich and communist dictator Mao Tse Tung look on. 

Christmas at Hiroshito Ketsuki's home, 2004

The Nipple Umbilical Biblical Umbrella!

I present you with a wonderous mesh of colourful graphic, combined with a photo of early PMS apostle Herb Grossman. He displays an early microwave bombardment thought enhancer. If he looks just a tad like Wally, that's no coincidence! The paternal connection is undeniable.